Piping Hot Javas

2 Children with extremely high fevers
Husband suddenly feels ill bc he does this when he is around sick children.
SO.....he went to bed at 7:30 and I am up with the kids.
I have already promised him that if he is sick in the am he is staying home with them.
His response: How will I take care of them if I'm sick?
Mine: You just do it.

I bet he'll go to work.