Sassy

Petite Quote

While in a public restroom.

"Mom-are those new panties? They are SASSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

12 Days of Christas according to Petite

Petite is pretty upset. She is the Christmas Tree in the school program and the diamond ring is better and the Christmas Tree is "bowing." Her BFF is the diamond ring. Well........Petite is actually A Partridge in a Pear Tree, and her BFF is 5 Golden Rings and she still doesn't think it's very fair.

Day 2

ok, back to the Pre-K Christmas Program according to Petite. "On the first day of Christmas, Jay Love gave to me......A Jingle Bell Tree."

Snippits from Petite

We have 7 fireplaces. Me-No we have 6. Petite-not uh, the oven. You had a fire in the oven.

This after a conversation about which fireplace Santa uses. My answer-I don't know bc I am asleep.

Petite-Why do you wear a ninny cover(bra)?Me- To cover them. Petite-Oh-bc no one wants to see them?

Blue can just have A Twizzler. Will you get me the m&m's out of the jar?

I think she's serious

Petite-"What do you want to be mommy?" ME=A mom. A-"Oh so you want to be plain?"

Petite-I am going to marry someone named STEWIE bc that's a good name. HE is going to have blond hair and blue eyes. I am going to be a kid Dr. or a kid nurse. We will have 3 kids, a dog and a cat. Stewie is going to stay home with the kids while I work.

Piping Hot Javas

2 Children with extremely high fevers
Husband suddenly feels ill bc he does this when he is around sick children.
SO.....he went to bed at 7:30 and I am up with the kids.
I have already promised him that if he is sick in the am he is staying home with them.
His response: How will I take care of them if I'm sick?
Mine: You just do it.

I bet he'll go to work.