Poop

I think one of the worst things ever is if your young independent child has "GI distress" or what my parents called "the green apple two step".
Petite Java thought it would be easier to just take care of things on her own, leaving disgusting panties in her bedroom yuck side down, AND in the bathroom.
So Blue Java stepped in poop-bc there was a trail.
Poor Petite probably thought she really pooped her pants and was trying to cover up (not saying she didn't poop her pants) but WE ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
SO if you are my FB friend you will understand why she was in Granny Panties last night.