I am the Captain of this ship and I need a telescope

Well I thought I was the captain of the ship.
Apparently Petite Java is.
Today started with Field Day. I manned the Drink Tent-3rd year in a row. If the woman next to me said one more time that the kids were complaining about the strength of the Gatorade I was going to lose it.
Maybe she could have told me that there were two more containers in a bag, hidden under the table. Ya think?
So someone mixed the Gatorade before I got there, with 75% ice making it impossible to stir, kids complaining. Yeah. 2 minutes into it I hear my name, followed by Blue Java crying. 2 minutes into field day he gets smacked by a kickball on the left side of his face.
Went to a local hot dog joint after. Never consume two dogs" all the way" with chili cheese fries and then go to the park. Not good.
Followed by friend over for Blue Java. Dinner with friends. Dropped off friend, played in neighborhood with more friends.
Dropped off friend of sisters friend for mom. Put a hold on talking-lasted maybe 1/4 of a mile.
Saw Petite Java's friend at park, hung out for 5 minutes.
Grande Java out of town.
Petite Java is still wide awake, standing on the bed saying "I'm not jumping."
Off for a much needed shower and maybe just maybe I will paint my toes.