Who's Holly?

Since my break from Facebook-----------

I asked Petite if she wanted to go in the backyard with while I picked holly for our mantel "Sure, who's Holly."
Me-Oh-we're going in the back yard to pick holly for our mantel.
P-"Right, what does she look like?"
Me-THIS HOLLY ISN"T A PERSON.
P-So we're not picking up Holly.
M-Let's go out so I can show you.
P-Holly?
M-holly

Petite's Christmas Program was yesterday and she did well. I was nervous bc...earlier she said she would sing all of the songs except for The 12 DAYS OF CHRSITMAS.
Her shirt was "nasty" and not the shirt that is supposed to go under her outfit.

A glimpse of the past 5 days

• Set up hospice in dining room for cat
• Cat died
• I buried the cat
  
• Blue's BFF's grandfather died suddenly
  
• Blue's BFF was over here while mom and dad were at hospital
• Funeral
• and a whole other pile of shitty things
  

Petite

I told Petite that I needed to go to the gym tonight to get in shape. Her response: "What shape do you want to be?"

Sassy

Petite Quote

While in a public restroom.

"Mom-are those new panties? They are SASSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

12 Days of Christas according to Petite

Petite is pretty upset. She is the Christmas Tree in the school program and the diamond ring is better and the Christmas Tree is "bowing." Her BFF is the diamond ring. Well........Petite is actually A Partridge in a Pear Tree, and her BFF is 5 Golden Rings and she still doesn't think it's very fair.

Day 2

ok, back to the Pre-K Christmas Program according to Petite. "On the first day of Christmas, Jay Love gave to me......A Jingle Bell Tree."

Snippits from Petite

We have 7 fireplaces. Me-No we have 6. Petite-not uh, the oven. You had a fire in the oven.

This after a conversation about which fireplace Santa uses. My answer-I don't know bc I am asleep.

Petite-Why do you wear a ninny cover(bra)?Me- To cover them. Petite-Oh-bc no one wants to see them?

Blue can just have A Twizzler. Will you get me the m&m's out of the jar?

I think she's serious

Petite-"What do you want to be mommy?" ME=A mom. A-"Oh so you want to be plain?"

Petite-I am going to marry someone named STEWIE bc that's a good name. HE is going to have blond hair and blue eyes. I am going to be a kid Dr. or a kid nurse. We will have 3 kids, a dog and a cat. Stewie is going to stay home with the kids while I work.