Southern Girl

Today is our field trip---
MOM do you think we have enough time to stop for a bisquit with the Countess?

Quotes and stories from this week (so I won't forget)

Pink Java put on her shoes(the same ones she refused to wear this morning) to run an errand and said,"I'll put these shoes on and I promise I AM NEVER WEARING THEM AGAIN."

" X Q Me I tooted." Pink Java

"Mom-you've grown a muffin top." Blue Java

Tattle from classmate at pick up.
"Blue Java did not have a good day, not good at all. Wait until you find out what he did."

Blue Java burst in to tears with his first demerit. FOR???
CLIMBING THE BATHROOM STALLS AND GETTING CAUGHT

Blue Java Quote

"If you're friends with the girls, you don't have to flirt with them."

I Don't Flirt

Someone in class asked Blue Java how to flirt. HE doesn't flirt with any girl in his class. His reason is perfect-"I've been with them since first grade." So he didn't have any advice for his friend and was kind of disgusted.
Meanwhile-his birthday is in July so he has to pick an alternate day to bring in birthday snack. To torment two girls in his class he decided that their birthday would be the perfect day. The mom called me wondering if I could talk to him bc she wasn't quite sure what was going on(she also found it humorous). I laughed, chatted with Blue and he has changed it to his half birthday which makes more sense. His version is the girls never even asked him to change it and "whatever. She came to my desk, looked at me and didn't say anything bc the teacher told her to work it out later. She should have said something."

I LOVE HIM.

New Sitter and Frozen Meat(made you think)

Our new sitter started yesterday. The kids love her and pick ups at both schools went really well.
When I came home from work the three of them were in the playroom playing kitchen.
Everyone had a great time. Tuesdays will be a breeze.

Yesterday I came home at 4:30 and had a meeting at 6:00.
Grande took the kids out to dinner.
I have to plan better. My BF from HS and I caught up yesterday and we think the answer is frozen meat. OUR parents both had freezers full and that's how they were able to have a main, a green veggie, and a starch. They took something out in the morning from the freezer and tried to figure out what they were going to do with it the rest of the day. Now that I think of it, they had two refrigerators and both freezers were packed. HMM-I have two and I think both freezers are empty.

Say What?

Petite Java

snubbick= stomach

jackus=jackass